[012] Bird-Pun Here

[brynkitten]

[Have a video entry, everyone.

Bryn woke up with feather covered legs that led to clawed bird feet, and large wings on her back. Surprisingly, she sports the harpy look pretty well. She even has some kind of cool looking tail feathers thing going on.

Granted, the wings meant she couldn't wear her usual clothing. Bryn didn't bother trying to get skirts or pants on since feathers covered everything important, and as for a top, well, she made do with wrapping some fabric around her bust and waist a few times before tying it in a knot at her back.]

You know, now that the shock has worn off, this isn't so bad. Does anyone want to take bets as to whether or not I could manage to fly?

[She pauses to look around her room, at the scattered feathers, and back into her record.]

Hmm, I'm thinking it might be better for me to stay out of the kitchens until this is over though...

Comments

[unit_67]

Hey, your wings are cooler than mine!

[Jealous!]

[brynkitten]

You have wings too? Can I see?

[unit_67]

[Lily jumps on her record until the video function turns on. It's annoying being so small! In the video frame her plain and boring wings are visible.]

See, they're super lame. Yours have feathers.

[brynkitten]

Oh but you have such pretty colors with yours!

[Also you are really small, Lily.]

Are you...can you get around okay?

[unit_67]

I can fly, so, yeah! [That's pretty much the only good thing about this whole situation.] But, well, I'm really tiny, so I don't know if you can fly, too, because you're bigger.

[icnfly]

Since I don't know how long this will last I don't know if you'll be able to really get the hang of it, but I'd be willing to try and teach you.

[brynkitten]

Oh! Would you mind? I think I'd like to try if possible. I doubt this will last forever and it's likely my only opportunity...

[icnfly]

I don't mind. I'm free all day...well, as far as I know.

*He's pretty sure he can still fly like this, at least.*

[brynkitten]

That would be really great. I don't even know where to start really...

Should I meet you outside?

[icnfly]

Sure! The green works for me!

*He'll just be testing to see what's changed when she gets there.*

video

[abstinentzombie]

[Hello stranger she hardly knows!]

How great. We can be fucking twins.

video;

[brynkitten]

[Oh hello there.]

I suppose we could. We've even got the same color hair and everything.

Have you tried doing anything with your wings yet?

Re: video;

[abstinentzombie]

Fuck no. I'm more likely to break my neck than actually fly.

video;

[brynkitten]

Oh...that's...a good point.

But maybe if you started in small steps? See if you could get off the ground and...gradually get the hang of things?

[She didn't see this as an opportunity to be missed.]

Re: video;

[abstinentzombie]

[Sorry Bryn, Kloe is going to burst your bubble.

She's little miss smartypants.]

Birds are specially designed for flight. Their bones are lighter and the bird itself needs to be significantly lightweight. There is no possible way my wings [wow that's really weird to say wtf] will be able to support my weight. At all.

audio

[notpredictable]

Fascinating look for you, Bryn.

video;

[brynkitten]

Do you like it? It's...it's definitely not anything I would have tried myself but I'm finding the whole thing kind of interesting really.

video;

[notpredictable]

It's certainly a different look for you.

video;

[brynkitten]

Are you trying to be diplomatic?

[Cue fretting. She doesn't look awful does she?]

video;

[notpredictable]

I--what? No--I didn't mean to insinuate--

[PANIC]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... I think you should stay on the ground.

Audio or Video?

[brynkitten]

Why? It seems like it could be really fun!

[Come ooooooon Dadbot. Flying seems super awesome!]

Video! sorry

[heavyweaponsbot]

There is nothing fun about being up in the air.

No problem!

[brynkitten]

Well perhaps not for you but I've always enjoyed flying on planes...

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf! Flying death traps, those... piles of tin.